<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332576189514697464</id><updated>2011-07-08T06:43:04.878-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Paradox This</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wocketsinmypockets.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7332576189514697464/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wocketsinmypockets.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>HappyDagger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02642328746879293727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M12VQOHre2s/SROgS0Qz6TI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N9xFqK777hE/S220/nate+039.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332576189514697464.post-1612344195636465296</id><published>2009-09-15T18:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-21T22:48:41.090-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Everlasting List</title><content type='html'>This is the list of people/things that I would punch in the face if I ever got the chance to, this list will never end and will constantly be updated. This is the List:&lt;br /&gt;I. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;II. Oprah&lt;br /&gt;III. The Travilocity Gnome&lt;br /&gt;IV. Flo&lt;br /&gt;V. Mother Teresa&lt;br /&gt;VI. Jesus&lt;br /&gt;VII. God&lt;br /&gt;VIII. Chuck Norris&lt;br /&gt;IX. Bruce Lee&lt;br /&gt;X. Dr. Phill&lt;br /&gt;XI. The entire Apple Cooperation&lt;br /&gt;XII. Steve-O&lt;br /&gt;XIV. Sean Connery&lt;br /&gt;XV. Bam Margera&lt;br /&gt;XVI. Hoop Earrings&lt;br /&gt;XVII. Kanye West&lt;br /&gt;XVIII. Soulja Boy&lt;br /&gt;XIX. Alfred Mathew Yankovic&lt;br /&gt;XX. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;XXI. Target&lt;br /&gt;XXII. Bill Gates&lt;br /&gt;XXIII. John Redcorn&lt;br /&gt;XXIV. Christopher Columbus&lt;br /&gt;XXV. Steven Colbert&lt;br /&gt;XXVI.Martha Stuart&lt;br /&gt;XXVII. Vespa Scooters&lt;br /&gt;XXVIII. The word “Spade” (as in shovel)&lt;br /&gt;XXIX. Anyone who plays WoW (World of Warcraft)&lt;br /&gt;XXX. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;XXXI. Cancer&lt;br /&gt;XXXII. Vin Diesel&lt;br /&gt;XXXIII. A Cheetah&lt;br /&gt;XXXIV. Craft Singles (Sliced cheese rapped in plastic)&lt;br /&gt;XXXV. Miley Cyrus&lt;br /&gt;XXXVI. Hitler&lt;br /&gt;XXXVII. Obama&lt;br /&gt;XXXVIII. Palin&lt;br /&gt;XXXIX. Ignorant Christians&lt;br /&gt;XXXX. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;XXXXI. Ozzy&lt;br /&gt;XXXXII. Mel Gibson&lt;br /&gt;XXXXIII. Al Gore&lt;br /&gt;XXXXIIII. Man Bear Pig&lt;br /&gt;XXXXIV. Pamela Anderson&lt;br /&gt;XXXXV. Teletubies&lt;br /&gt;XXXXVI. Marilyn Manson&lt;br /&gt;XXXXVII. Illiterate people who leave comments on Youtube or any other Forum&lt;br /&gt;XXXXVIII. Jack Black&lt;br /&gt;XLIX. Ellen DeGeneres&lt;br /&gt;L. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;LI. George Orwell&lt;br /&gt;LII. Glencoe&lt;br /&gt;LIII. National Geographic&lt;br /&gt;LIV. Shia Labeouf&lt;br /&gt;LV. Facebook&lt;br /&gt;LVI. Optimus Prime&lt;br /&gt;LVII. A Giraffe&lt;br /&gt;LVIII. Vince (ShamWow Guy)&lt;br /&gt;LIX. France&lt;br /&gt;LX. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;LXI. Lance Armstrong&lt;br /&gt;LXII. Gandhi&lt;br /&gt;LXIII. Fall Out Boy&lt;br /&gt;LXIV. Austin Hall (Daft Hands Kid)&lt;br /&gt;LXV. Shaq&lt;br /&gt;LXVI. George Lucas&lt;br /&gt;LXVII. Sir. Issac Newton&lt;br /&gt;LXVIII. The Brady Bunch&lt;br /&gt;LXIX. A Porsche&lt;br /&gt;LXX. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;LXXI. Sara McLachlan&lt;br /&gt;LXXII. Pepsi&lt;br /&gt;LXXIII. Spiderman&lt;br /&gt;LXXIV. The Nissan Cube&lt;br /&gt;LXXV. Head On (Some acne thing with a really annoying ad)&lt;br /&gt;LXXVI. Ronald McDonald&lt;br /&gt;LXXVII. Uncle Sam&lt;br /&gt;LXXVIII. Mr. Clean&lt;br /&gt;LXXIX. The Quaker Oats Guy&lt;br /&gt;LXXX. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;LXXXI. Frankenstein&lt;br /&gt;LXXXII. Dr. Seuss&lt;br /&gt;LXXXIII. Sony&lt;br /&gt;LXXXIV. Banana Bread&lt;br /&gt;LXXXV. Steve from Blues Clues&lt;br /&gt;LXXXVI. People who sag their pants and still wear a belt&lt;br /&gt;LXXXVII. Arnold Schwarzenegger&lt;br /&gt;LXXXVIII. Roman Numerals&lt;br /&gt;LXXXIX. Captain Planet&lt;br /&gt;XC. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;XCI. Ay-Rabs&lt;br /&gt;XCII. Bill Cosby&lt;br /&gt;XCIII. A Flamingo&lt;br /&gt;XCIV. Godzilla&lt;br /&gt;XCV. M.C. Hammer&lt;br /&gt;XCVI. The "]" Key&lt;br /&gt;XCVII. Cher&lt;br /&gt;XCVIII. Bob Dole&lt;br /&gt;XCIX. Cthulu&lt;br /&gt;C. Dr. Phil (reached the 100 milestone as of 9/17/09)&lt;br /&gt;CI. Peter Pan&lt;br /&gt;CII. Raisin Bran&lt;br /&gt;CIII. A Zombie&lt;br /&gt;CIV. Gallon of Milk&lt;br /&gt;CV. Wisconsin&lt;br /&gt;CVI. Ashton Kutcher&lt;br /&gt;CVII. Excalibur&lt;div&gt;CVIII. Tom Cruise&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;CIX. The Wiggles&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;CX. Dr. Phil&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;CXI. Snuggies&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;CXII. Hybrids&lt;br /&gt;CXIII. The Flu (I am sick right now)&lt;br /&gt;CXIV. Carlos Estivez&lt;br /&gt;CXV. Bob Saget&lt;br /&gt;CXVI. Aqua Man&lt;br /&gt;CXVII. Facebook&lt;br /&gt;CXVIII. Ash&lt;br /&gt;CXIX. Captain Falcon&lt;br /&gt;CXX. Dr. Phil&lt;br /&gt;CXXI. K-Fed&lt;br /&gt;CXXII. Bratz&lt;br /&gt;CXXIII. Yoda&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;CXXIX. John From John and Kate + Eight&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;(Okay, I am sick of roman numerals so it I am starting at 1 again, the list shall continue)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;1. Ray William Johnson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;2. Paula Dean and her butter&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;3. Everyone from Jersey Shore&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;4. Everyone from Jersey Shore (yes I hate that show enough to put it twice.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;5. The kind folks over at Adobe&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;6. Mother Nature&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;7, Ke$ha&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;8. A Train&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;9. A Speeding Train&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;10 Paris Hilton&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;11. Reality TV&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;12. Batman&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;13. Yahoo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;14. Tim Burton&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;15. 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